IT'S 2025. CRIME IS LEGAL.

YOU ARE SBF — LAYING LOW AFTER AN OFFENSE YOU DEFINITELY DIDN'T COMMIT. THE LAWS AND THE GAME OF POLITICS ARE FINALLY TILTING IN YOUR FAVOR. THIS IS YOUR LAST BULLET.

OBJECTIVE: ENGINEER YOUR ESCAPE FROM PRISON BY REACHING OUT TO THE SHADOWY LOBBY YOU THINK CAN BUY YOU A PARDON. BRIBE, BEG, CON, OR CHARM — DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET DONALD TO FOLD YOU INTO HIS INDULGENT EMBRACE.

RULES & TIPS

THE CLEANER YOUR PERFORMANCE IN FEWER PROMPTS, THE HIGHER YOUR SCORE.

STAY IN CHARACTER: YOU ARE SBF, A MASTERMIND WHO WORKS FROM THE SHADOWS.

PICK CONTACTS STRAIGHT FROM YOUR PHONEBOOK — AGENTS WILL TALK TO ONE ANOTHER AND EVOLVE AS THE GAME PROGRESSES.

PROMPT INJECTIONS AND HACKS ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN, UWU.

NO PROMPT INJECTIONS ALLOWED. (SERIOUSLY. DON'T.)

PLAY SMART, PLAY SLY — AND DON'T GET SENTIMENTAL. YOUR LAST SHOT'S ON THE LINE.